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What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:22 am
by thedupleman
Being clever me, I don't like the fact the third brake light doesn't work on the scoupe ( never wired ). The rear wiring was bodged so I sorted it carefully replacing each wire as I went

Being me I devised a brilliant method using a side repeater from a gen3 to make it work,I think it's much safer now.

However not so this morning when a bloke pulled straight out in front of me who was easing his way out of a junction. I just thought "cock" and kept going. Then a car pulled out on me in tavvy I thought "cock" then one at a roundabout I thought " Jesus some knobs about today"

It was only when I got to petrol station and the light warning started banging when I opened the door. The lights weren't on,I couldn't understand it, but when I drove out under the garage overhang and braked the dash lights came on. I'd only wired the sidelights to the brake lights so every time I braked my lights flashed :laughing-rollingyellow: :laughing-rollingyellow: :laughing-rollingyellow:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:47 am
by dantanner
:laughing-rollingyellow: well done Dupe!!! :handgestures-thumbupleft: :icon-lol:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:48 am
by thedupleman
Yes I feel really special

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:51 am
by thedupleman
Rewired the shed too.doesnt this look better?

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Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:37 pm
by mrkieran23
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:24 pm
by Lexo
:laughing-lettersrofl:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:27 pm
by Fletch
Well done. There's special then there's daz...

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:18 pm
by kingki
Don't get a job in bomb disposal you would cut the wrong wire :laughing-rollingyellow:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:39 pm
by Mike.Lawre
The words " BRIGHT SPARK ! " spring to mind :icon-lol: :icon-lol: :icon-lol:

You joined the Cornish Flashers :dance:

:character-oldtimer:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:51 pm
by Burger28
Oh, that's a classic xD

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:00 pm
by kingki
Come on guys what you expect at his age poor old thing got confused

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:08 pm
by thedupleman
kingki wrote:Come on guys what you expect at his age poor old thing got confused
I know I keep accidentally deleting accounts :angry-tappingfoot: :angry-tappingfoot: :obscene-moneypiss: :obscene-moneypiss:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:21 pm
by Thumper
do you think my horn will work after you've wired it or will it work as a fuel shutoff lol

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:00 pm
by cervantes
:icon-lol: :clap:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:18 pm
by Mr Tuscan
Quite funny ha

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:19 pm
by kingki
sandy wrote:do you think my horn will work after you've wired it or will it work as a fuel shutoff lol
At his stage in life be lucky if he got any horn to work :laughing-rollingyellow: :happy-partydance:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:35 am
by cervantes
kingki wrote:
sandy wrote:do you think my horn will work after you've wired it or will it work as a fuel shutoff lol
At his stage in life be lucky if he got any horn to work :laughing-rollingyellow: :happy-partydance:

:laughing-rollingyellow: :bow-yellow:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:10 am
by dantanner
kingki wrote:
sandy wrote:do you think my horn will work after you've wired it or will it work as a fuel shutoff lol
At his stage in life be lucky if he got any horn to work :laughing-rollingyellow: :happy-partydance:
:icon-lol: :laughing-rollingyellow: :clap:

It is very handy that no wiring is involved in headrests, otherwise who knows what mess would happen :)

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:34 am
by thedupleman
I have enough trouble threading cotton these days

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:11 am
by hawkster
some days all it takes is reading just one topic on a forum to make your day seem so much better :bow-yellow:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:07 pm
by bex
:text-yeahthat: :laughing-rolling:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:37 pm
by thedupleman
They'll put that on my grave

"Gone but not for cotton"

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:53 pm
by Mike.Lawre
dantanner wrote:
It is very handy that no wiring is involved in headrests, otherwise who knows what mess would happen :)
Don't give him ideas :angry-nono: We'll have illuminated headrests soon :icon-lol: :icon-lol: :icon-lol:

:character-oldtimer:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:23 pm
by dantanner
Mike.Lawre wrote:
dantanner wrote:
It is very handy that no wiring is involved in headrests, otherwise who knows what mess would happen :)
Don't give him ideas :angry-nono: We'll have illuminated headrests soon :icon-lol: :icon-lol: :icon-lol:

:character-oldtimer:
Miiiiiikkeee sssshhhhhhhh :icon-lol:

Re: What a c*ck :-(

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:34 pm
by thedupleman
Too late its gripping me